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Jeff Krause
Bavarian Inn, Frankenmuth, MI, August 2001
the christmas store, called bronners, has all these fabulous billboard signs with santa claus in these provocative poses. they practically scream "come and molest me!" unfortunately, they're all pretty high off the ground. i was bummed that i couldn't snap a photo for you. and the rest of the statues in the bronners' parking lot were all of biblical figures. jeff said i'd go to hell if i sent you photos of me groping baby jesus.
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